October 6, 2003
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Tink, Tink, Tink, Kaboom,
Service station disappears –
Warranty that, jerk.10.06.03
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I’m sick of puns. Here’s the last of them:
10. And finally, there was the person who posted ten different puns, with the hope that at least one of the puns would the readers laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
…pation.
You know the ironic part? I’d almost started cheering up. Every damn time I do, it’s something else.
Who cares? I don’t. I wish that were true.
You know what’s rich? There are one or two readers out there who feel a certain degree of satisfaction in this – that feel I have it coming. You’re probably right. Hope you enjoy it.
Comments (2)
Well, contrary to what you think, I don’t feel satisfaction that you’re having such a bad time right now. I’ve been there, as you know, and I’m not going to offer up any words to try and make it better. As I said, I’ve been there and nothing I can say can help you. All I needed when I was there was someone to listen and to care, so I hope you have that. And I liked your puns.
Melissa
See you soon.